Sleeping with Married Women

Alright, so tonight on this very blog 2 years of statistics and "work" come out. I don't know how this will sound at the end, but I worked to find out the answer to a quest that I started on February 6th, 2012. I've tried everything known to man to get married women to drop their pants. I was successful. I was able to take 52 women home, 27 of which gave me the honor of seeing fully nude bodies.
However, I am a married man and this trial served nothing more than to find out what it was like. I had some parameters to start with, and I stuck by them.
I was not allowed to ever penetrate another woman. Nothing anal, and nothing which "hid" my penis. So I never had any sucking or anything like that. I simply tried some idea's and got within penetration range of 27 women. All of whom I told I had an STD just before the 0 barrier. I was promptly thrown out of homes, and a whole bunch of other stuff. But I never had sexual intercourse with any other woman than my wife, who gave me her blessing to write such a risque blog.

This day started on February 6th 2012. I was in college and married. I noticed a beautiful woman sitting no more than 5 seats away from me. She had her elbows on the desk, while she inadvertently hung her breasts on the table. It was mouth watering. I felt a sense that I wanted to be a male and take her over. Remove her pants, and giver her my sperm. But I didn't. I held out like any good married man and looked, but didn't touch. A part inside of me said, what would it be like if I did though? Are single women easier than married women? Well, that became my test. Since I married a single woman, I didn't want to try something that wasn't taboo. I didn't want to give a how-to guide on picking up single women. Guys do that every day. If you are reading this as a married woman, you were probably swept up as a singleton.

So I set out. I talked with my wife, and told her that I wanted to write a blog about sleeping with married women. I wanted to see how committed married women are. With the above parameters in mind, I set a few more. The first being that if I picked up a woman who was single, I would immediately release her. That wouldn't be a part of my forte into this data suggestion. The next was that I would try to target every woman with a ring on her ring finger. Even though I was targeting married women, I found quite a few engaged ladies more than willing to accept another man. I'm not going into too much detail on this, but let's just say engaged women are not as off limits as you would think.

Next I wanted to figure out if I was going to write a how-to "be a home wrecker" or just write about my experience. I know that plenty of men are out there who wreck homes all the time, but don't write about them. So I decided to write about what I experienced, rather than focusing on how to strip a married woman of her clothes and put a leg on either side of the bed.

So it started. I prepped by first tackling some of best known markets: the bar. I know women who go to a bar are there to socialize. The rule is "women in 2's, are not for you". So I avoided them. I didn't need to get to the cab or my car only to find the back up lady talking my candidate out of going home with me. I went one step further by targeting women at bars where you would be more likely to find a drinker than a social engineer. This is where I found the most women. I started in March of 2012 and managed to get 5 women to hotels. The pick ups were easier with bar women. Most of them appeared to be lacking the ability to find a sound relationship. Most were looking for that home run guy who would help them live financially secure. I have some money, so I played this up by giving hefty tips and always driving my over styled Porsche. The car itself is a talking point. So I can go from there. Between 2012 and 2014 I engaged 16 women at various bars. 8 of them got in my car and 7 of them gave me the opportunity to inseminate.

I knew that bars were easy targets with a nice car. This was obvious from early on, but I kept the bar scene going through December of 2013. I found that holidays were the easiest ones. Women would often go have a drink after work before going home to their hubby's. Married women feel "off limits" to other guys and will disclose quite a few more details than would be considered normal. Buying a drink for a married woman at a bar isn't hard. Just offer some expensive alcohol, or flashy name and you are set. Bar women, whether married or single often fall for the same gimmicks. Here is a rule of thumb for you: If you met your spouse in a bar, don't expect her to ever abandon that stage in the trying times of your relationship.

Next is the coffee house. This didn't produce many good results. I live in a wealthier city, so seeing a Ferrari pull up to Starbucks isn't all that uncommon. Having a Porsche doesn't compare to a Ferrari. So I never played this card. I also am not the most social person in the world. So walking up to women deep into a book with a latte in hand doesn't often produce good results. Again, money talks. I met 10 women at 1 starbucks and got 3 of them in my car. 1 of them shed clothes for me. I did this by enticing that "off limits" feel of the bar, but also by offering a sense of sophistication. Women at a coffee house often don't go there to pick up men. It's just not a great place. It's more of an A - B, get the coffee and get the fuck out. Some ladies will stick behind, but most are single. Even the married ones are a little harder to get. The one lucky lady who I had the full frontal with ended up being a mom of 2 with a great marriage to a real estate agent. They had just closed a $1.5 home and were expecting a handsome profit. I caught this lady in the excitement of the moment. But that sums up starbucks. It's not a place to expect wild orgies from.

The next most successful place was Buffalo Wild Wings. I contacted 20 women on an intimate basis, got 10 in my car and had 5 of them give me full nudes. The funny thing is, I felt most off limits here. This was because people often go to BWW's as a group. So everyone know's one another. The dick head guy who hops in to snatch a beautiful taken woman often finds himself reminded 6 times that she is taken. The key to this pick up is being quick. I was reminded many times that I was in forbidden territory. However, each winning ticket to my car was the result of the spouse leaving the table for a bathroom break, beer run, or a conversation a table or two away. On all of these occasions, I simply stepped in within 2 seconds of the spouse leaving and left the girl without words to express. I think there was one time where the guy came back and I ended up in hot water.

The next easiest (and my favorite) was the sports game. Going to a football game with 40,000+ screaming fans is a nice way to lose your spouse. Some hot shot is ready to take her off your hands by simply creating a diversion that requires simply looking at seat locations. I was able to take 30 women to my car from various sporting events. 15 of them took off their clothes. The key here was to separate the woman from her man by rule of many. The guy simply thinks that "she knows where she is going". Men (like me) get wrapped up in sports and forget all space and time. So it's not too hard to bang a married woman in a remote corner of an arena, or take her to your house for a quicky.


So with all of these women, what did I do? Well they all had a connection. That connection was a loss of their spouse. I won their heart over just long enough to remove clothing, but short enough to tell them that I was infected with a serious STD. I was slapped many times.
The key I found, was to get her into a state of mind. One that she will feel secure in, not looking for her phone thinking of instant regret.

My first cue was to drop the condom early on. This let her know that regardless of being in my place, she was safe. I was prepared and only wanted to have a good time but didn't want to take it any further. I also left the condom in it's place long enough to make the situation uncomfortable. At some point she has to touch it. Or she leave's the condom on the location and looks at it. Awesome conversation piece.

Next was getting her clothes off. I often started by pointing to her side next to the abdomen. I pointed a freckle, even if it wasn't existent. She would notice, and instantly pull up her shirt. I would "stumble" onto her belly and that broke the ice. I moved my hand north or south depending on how I though she was receptive. If I sent to touch her breasts, it was because she was signaling a long protracted sexual encounter. If I went for the Vagina, it was because I felt that I didn't have much time.

Once you touch that G-spot, it's over. The key is to letting her place the condom on. She feels a sense of control, as if she wants this. Then I went for some play time, just before breaking the news that I (don't have) syphilis. I never once drove a woman home. It was always a cab ride leaving with her telling me that a better man awaits her. This was also said in words that were profane.

The point is, no woman is off limits. Even your own. She's easy. I did also want to mention that I didn't target friends or former flings. I didn't want to end up being that guy who comes home to finding the girl you just fucked talking with your spouse about their sexual spree. You lose both ways.

Lastly, don't believe any of that nonsense about a woman not being materialistic. Sports are for men, and shopping stores are for women. Buy them shitloads of stuff. Even if it's little, a candle will help remember that time when.....(she left the stadium to almost sleep with a guy who had syphilis).

I plan on writing a part 2 of this blog, but I hope that you have enjoyed my first dive into the taboo. Now I'm going to go bang my wife.

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